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Let's be clear, this isn't something to laugh about. This is actually something to vilify, it's classic white male privilege that causes Lochte to believe he can act in whatever way he wants. It's not something we should put up with and it's certainly not something we should let represent us on the world stage that is the Olympic games.

Listen to Lochte's bullshit in the video below from Landon Production. Ryan may have 12 medals but it's gone to his head. We've created this bleach blonde douche who thinks wearing grillz and lying about muggings are good ideas, now we must destroy it.

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I don't even know what is a douchebag, like what is it? Like what is the definition? Like I really don't know what it means, do you know? Oddly for a swimmer, Lochte has an Imelda Marcos-like passion for footwear. He owns in excess of pairs of shoes, many of them customised to reflect his greatness. They're like a swim cap, but you know, for land".

And BuzzFeed put together a video of his finest head-scratching interview moments the standout: "What defines me? The man appears to have less self-awareness than the fictional male models of "Zoolander.

Is there anything less attractive than arrogance paired with ignorance? But here's the thing: Lochte's ego, tackiness and poor spelling are not all that remarkable. Plenty of Americans think "scissor" is spelled "siccor.

In a very funny Yahoo Sports "Profile in Courage," animated with Legos, the culprit is revealed to be a 24 oz. Mountain Dew. Of course, it dew-ed it to-it and up on the swimming block, Lochte let it flow. He drenched his Speedo and cried in his goggles. Dude was mortified.



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